The source of my powers remains a mystery, but I *do* have a theory.
One morning, as I was on my way to an early morning class (6:30 AM), I lost 15 minutes. I should have arrived with 5 minutes to spare, and I got there 10 minutes late. My theory: Alien abduction and experimentation. My evidence beyond my tardiness: When I got there, my sweater was on backwards, my t-shirt was on inside out and, if I recall correctly (it's been several years), my pants were also on backwards.
Before that day, I had little evidence of super powers. My linguistic talents, for example, certainly had yet to manifest, as I could barely pass my high school spanish classes. Thus, I believe that my super powers are derived from alien experimentation.
My parents believe that I fell asleep on the way and was too tired to dress myself. Yet, even if I had somehow fallen asleep on my feet, several other students would have passed that way and seen me by the side of the road, several of whom would have taken great delight in waking me. And so, my theory stands.
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